{
    // bullshit items
    "item.gameritems.chin": "your chin",
    "item.gameritems.nuts": "nuts",
    "item.gameritems.deez": "deez",
    "item.gameritems.deez_nuts": "deez nuts",
    "item.gameritems.deez_nuts_on_your_chin": "deez nuts on your chin",
    "item.gameritems.drag": "drag",
    "item.gameritems.drag_deez_nuts_on_your_chin": "drag deez nuts on our chin",
    "item.gameritems.your_mother": "your mother",
    "block.gameritems.matt_damon": "matt damon",


    // omnium
    "item.gameritems.omnium_ingot": "Omnium Ingot",
    "block.gameritems.omnium_ore": "Omnium Ore",
    "block.gameritems.omnium_block": "Omnium Block",
    "item.gameritems.raw_omnium": "Raw Omnium",
    "item.gameritems.omnium_sword": "Omnium Sword",
    "item.gameritems.omnium_pickaxe": "Omnium Pickaxe",
    "item.gameritems.omnium_helmet": "Omnium Helmet",
    "item.gameritems.omnium_chestplate": "Omnium Chestplate",
    "item.gameritems.omnium_leggings": "Omnium Leggings",
    "item.gameritems.omnium_boots": "Omnium Boots",
    "item.gameritems.omnium_shovel": "Omnium Shovel",
    "item.gameritems.omnium_axe": "Omnium Axe",
    "item.gameritems.omnium_hoe": "Omnium Hoe",
    "block.gameritems.deepslate_omnium_ore": "Deepslate Omnium Ore",
    "item.gameritems.netherite_stick": "Netherite Stick",
    "item.gameritems.omnium_sword.tooltip": "Surprisingly lightweight!",


    // item groups
    "itemGroup.gameritems.things": "ueh, stuff",
    "itemGroup.gameritems.armour_and_tools": "Armour, Weapons, and Tools",
    "itemGroup.gameritems.chins": "funny stuff",


    // weem items
    "item.gameritems.weem": "Weem",
    "item.gameritems.weem_seeds": "Weem Seeds",
    "item.gameritems.weem_apple": "Weem Apple",
    "block.gameritems.weem_haybale": "Weem Hay Bale",
    "item.gameritems.breem": "Breem",
    "item.gameritems.breem.tooltip": "High as a kite!",
    "item.gameritems.weem.tooltip": "Higher than a kite!",


    // orium items
    "block.gameritems.deepslate_orium_ore": "Deepslate Orium Ore",
    "item.gameritems.orium.tooltip": "hahaha ore-ium",
    "block.gameritems.orium.tooltip": "hahaha ore-ium",
    "item.gameritems.raw_orium": "Raw Orium",
    "item.gameritems.orium_ingot": "Orium Ingot",
    "block.gameritems.orium_ore": "Orium Ore",
    "block.gameritems.orium_block": "Orium Block",
    "item.gameritems.orium_helmet": "Orium Helmet",
    "item.gameritems.orium_chestplate": "Orium Chestplate",
    "item.gameritems.orium_leggings": "Orium Leggings",
    "item.gameritems.orium_boots": "Orium Boots",
    "item.gameritems.orium_shovel": "Orium Shovel",
    "item.gameritems.orium_axe": "Orium Axe",
    "item.gameritems.orium_hoe": "Orium Hoe",
    "item.gameritems.orium_sword": "Orium Sword",
    "item.gameritems.orium_pickaxe": "Orium Pickaxe",


    // effects
    "effect.gameritems.stupid": "Stupid",
    "effect.gameritems.high": "High",


    // fabric of reality
    "item.gameritems.fabric_of_reality.tooltip": "Warning: has a chance to get §o§l§4RIPPED§r.",
    "item.gameritems.fabric_of_reality": "Fabric of Reality",


    // jeremium items
    "item.gameritems.jeremium_ingot": "Jeremium Ingot",
    "item.gameritems.raw_jeremium": "Raw Jeremium",
    "block.gameritems.jeremium_ore": "Jeremium Ore",
    "block.gameritems.jeremium_block": "Jeremium Block",
    "item.gameritems.jeremium_helmet": "Jeremium Helmet",
    "item.gameritems.jeremium_chestplate": "Jeremium Chestplate",
    "item.gameritems.jeremium_leggings": "Jeremium Leggings",
    "item.gameritems.jeremium_boots": "Jeremium Boots",
    "block.gameritems.jeremium.tooltip": "Heavy, but emits light.",
    "all.gameritems.jeremium.tooltiptwo": "Less able to fit in a stack because it's heavy",
    "item.gameritems.jeremium_sword": "Jeremium Sword",
    "item.gameritems.jeremium_axe": "Jeremium Axe",
    "item.gameritems.jeremium_hoe": "Jeremium Hoe",
    "item.gameritems.jeremium_shovel": "Jeremium Shovel",
    "item.gameritems.jeremium_pickaxe": "Jeremium Pickaxe",
    "item.gameritems.jeremium_sword.tooltip": "Kinda heavy",
    "block.gameritems.deepslate_jeremium_ore": "Deepslate Jeremium Ore",


    // ETC
    "item.gameritems.gamer_bow": "Gamer Bow",


    // enchantments
    "enchantment.gameritems.evade": "Evade",


    // death messages
    "death.attack.dumb": "%1$s choked on air.",


    // stupidium items
    "item.gameritems.stupidium.tooltip": "No brain here.",
    "item.gameritems.dipstick": "Dipstick",
    "block.gameritems.stupidium_ore": "Stupidium Ore",
    "block.gameritems.deepslate_stupidium_ore": "Deepslate Stupidium Ore",
    "block.gameritems.stupidium_block": "Stupidium Block",
    "item.gameritems.stupidium_shovel": "Stupidium Shovel",
    "item.gameritems.stupidium_sword": "Stupidium Sword",
    "item.gameritems.stupidium_axe": "Stupidium Axe",
    "item.gameritems.stupidium_hoe": "Stupidium Hoe",
    "item.gameritems.stupidium_pickaxe": "Stupidium Pickaxe",
    "item.gameritems.stupidium_sword.tooltip": "Inflicts Stupid on the victim.",
    "item.gameritems.stupidium_ingot": "Stupidium Ingot",
    "item.gameritems.raw_stupidium": "Raw Stupidium"
}